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I mean, how am I supposed to concentrate on the important stuff like World War Three when I have all these stupid Hunts running around getting me into trouble?

And it’s not even limited to the idiots I have working with me. Now they’re getting at me about Strange Sammie, our new nanny! A smoking, drinking, shoplifting, swearing Aussie, they’re calling her. Streuth!

And then there’s Ed. How can anyone like Ed more than me? Have you lot such short memories?

But I am getting mighty hacked off by the speed that my MPs are willing to act. Don’t they appreciate who we are all working for? If they did, they’d work harder, I can tell you. Austin Mitchell has it absolutely right when he calls them “mundane hacks” not fit to be at Westminster. They’re going to get a shock. Because if we don’t succeed in meeting the targets I have been set, they will be right there in the camps with you lot. These idiots don’t know what’s good for them.