Damn Hislop! I hate him! There I was, happily getting my “date nights” with Sam, and the next thing Hislop is broadcasting to the world that I’ve been having “inappropriate” relations with “certain top News International executives”. Sam was not happy, I can tell you, and neither was Rupert.
Once Sam calmed down a little, she told me that due to budget cuts, I’m not getting any more date nights for quite some time.
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